HEAVEN AND HELL....A picture I hacked off someones orkut album (back in the glorious days when spying was non taxable..and poking your nose into others lives could be done uninterrupted in the secrecy of your bedroom and without a nagging sense of guilt)...
King of all backhanded compliments in my opinion....not that i mind a good old grease oozing english breakfast myself with crisply done bacon and a pair of fried eggs, sunny side up...with fried sausages and roasted tomato, baked beans and mushrooms....(and if that made you hungry..heres something to "egg" you on..the classical English breakfast...never mind the avian viruses lurking in all that yummy yolk..)
As for German police...hmm..."Heil Hitler" anyone??
..and well Italians arent all that bad at organising are they? If youve seen Don Michael Corleone organising very efficient murders to avenge his fathers passage from the underworld to the otherworld.
But to come back to the point...it reminded me of that story about George Bernard Shaw (...my ultimate favorite author..with competition only from Oscar Wilde. And Upamanyu Chatterjee, though he is in a different category altogether.) where this beautiful (and I bet.. blonde) woman offered him her heart n her hearth in the hope that they could create something with her face and his brains. He promptly turned her down in the smartest refusal in history, with, "Yes of course, but consider if such a child had my looks and your brains?"! Ahh yes.. my Hero.. :-p
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